I dreamt that my family and I went to my grandmother's house with Father Jack (from Father Ted) and we were doing all that we could to restrain him and keeping him from saying anything obscene. We watched him closely as we gathered around the table, and I noticed Jan and Luke (from Hellsing) were there, too. WTF. So everyone kept yakking and all that boring stuff, and after dinner we noticed Father Jack hadn't had anything, because he only drinks booze. =( Of course there wasn't any of that in my grandmother's house, so I sneaked him upstairs (there is no upstairs in my grandmother's house, BTW) and was trying to find him anything alcoholic. I was afraid he would die if he didn't have booze. (Which is funny, because Father Jack is so resilient in the show, he wouldn't die just because he didn't have booze. LOL) While I was looking in the refrigerator, my grandmother's cat started following me and looking in as well. I found a note and a list of things one would normally find in a refrigerator. I noticed some of those items were in there, but it was so jam-packed, I couldn't find the others. I realized the cat must be looking for those items, like a treasure hunt. I told my mom about this, and she said it probably was a treasure hunt that started with that refrigerator and ended with one that was downstairs. Unfortunately, the one downstairs did not have the list anymore. My mom concluded that the manager from long ago probably stole it. (WTF! What manager?)

It was the next morning and all my relatives had gone, and I was trying to call Father Ted to tell him to send us some brandy or something. Dougal answered, and I asked if I could talk to Father Ted, and he said Father Ted wasn't there. Then I realized I WAS Father Ted! I said this couldn't work out, and shook myself back to normal so that I could talk to Father Ted. LOL I told him to bring some booze over for Father Jack, and he asked how he was going to do that, and I kept thinking, "e-mail, fax, by phone?" and told him my e-mail address and told him to send it as an attachment. WTFFF Then I came to my senses and said that would never work. He said he would send it in a package, but that would take a week! Suddenly I was in a hospital watching two doctors walk down the hall. One of the doctors said households a long time ago used to use penicillin as a spice in their meals. He said that penicillin turned out to be a source of lead-poisoning (WTF!!!!!!!!!) and that the FDA should outlaw the use of penicillin as a meal enhancer or what not. A woman suddenly appeared and said my grandmother used penicillin in her food, and that we should probably leave before we die. A man who was apparently my uncle but looked more like Alec Baldwin (EW WTF) acted offended and said no, that we were not leaving. I started to look around and noticed a room. I went in and it was dark inside. It was my current room. Suddenly in the ceiling I saw something big and dark, and was thinking what kind of horrible spider or whatever it could be. I turned on the light, and it was a baby sparrow. I was looking for a way to help it leave without touching it. I looked back and suddenly it was my old parakeet. =( I held my finger out to it and it got on. I started walking towards the balcony to let it go, and it started to give me a birdie-kiss. I felt really happy, and I didn't want to let it go back outside. That's when I woke up.

I dreamt that I was talking to my friend Rikku online. Apparently she was tired of TALKING LIKE THIS OMG WTF like we usually do for fun, and she told me we should be more serious and talk like normal people. I was kind of disturbed but I said okay.

That was all I can remember of that dream. But the creepy thing is, I e-mailed Rikku about it, and she replied saying she dreamt she was chatting online with me, too. Apparently in the dream I yelled her for not being serious enough and for typing in Caps all the time. Talk about WEIRD.

Dragonfly and I were driving on these railroad tracks... Suddenly she asked me where we should go, and I should we should go right because we went left last time. (This was true. We did go left in a dream before this... But I forget that part of the dream) We went right, and suddenly we were in a big city with really tall buildings. We wanted to come here again sometime, so we were trying to memorize the street names, but none of them made sense, so we gave up. We drove up to a dock where a ship was waiting, and I woke up.

I went back to sleep again, and this time it was the day before Anime Expo, and my phone rang. It was Stacey, and she asked if I was going. I said yes, and she suggested that I stay with her because she was going to go alone. I didn't like the idea of staying alone with her, because I was afraid she would attack me. =( So I said no, then hung up to call Jean. When I called she was apparently on the computer, and when I asked her about AX, she said she wasn't going, and didn't really care about going. And then she wouldn't explain why, and I kept looking at my phone because it turns out I had my cellphone, and the minutes were ticking by really fast, and I knew my money would run out. But she never clearly explained, so I had to hang up. I was really sad because it turned out nobody I knew was going, and I didn't want to go alone. My dad offered to drive me there in the morning and back in the evening, which sounded nice. But not as nice as going there with everyone else... Oh, well.

I woke up and went back to sleep again, and this time something dramatic was happening. Apparently some woman and a Cardinal were in love with each other (WTF!) and they were trying to hide it at this weird party we were at, but I could see right through them. WTF A Bishop was standing right there and he commented on it too, and he seemed not to really care, so I was surprised. The Cardinal told the woman that he was going to come back, then he left for Seattle. I told her we should wait back at our apartment. At my apartment, it was a little different. I went to my room and I waited, and the woman was getting upset because she felt that the Cardinal would never return. Then I looked out the window and said that he better return soon, because a storm was approaching. Then I realized it was a tornado, and I started to panic. I ran to my mom and told her, and she didn't seem concerned. I grabbed all my pets (who were alive and there in the dream) and started to place them onto the floor. I wanted to run, but I knew the tornado was too fast. I looked out the window, and it was still far away. My mom started to ask me about how tornadoes were formed, and I explained to her. Then she asked me about Robin Hood and rumors of his grave, and I began to explain that to her too, and pulled out a book out of nowhere with pictures of his grave and whatnot and kept explaining. (You'd think we'd be more concerned about the tornado) Then I said I was disturbed by the tornado because it wasn't when it picked you up that it was scary, but when it finally expelled you that you were really in trouble. I'd never been through a tornado (of course) and wasn't sure if we could make it. I looked outside and noticed that it really wasn't a tornado, but a pirate ship. The pirates were attacking us with canons and such, but it turned out there was a robot in our apartment that was protecting us. WTF The pirates eventually bombed themselves accidentally, and the "camera" moved to a dungeon, where that woman from before was walking through it, trying to get out. Then she came across a large talking duck and its dog, and she seemed relieved. She said she wanted henchmen, because they could help her get out of the dungeon. Then I woke up. WTF.